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Favorite show quotes

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Sheldon: For the record, I do have genitals. They’re functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny’s?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you’ll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of ‘friends with benefits.’

Sheldon: We no longer live at 2311 Los Robles, we live at 311 Los Robles. *Holds up number 2 fixture*
Leonard: You changed the address on the building? What about mail?
Sheldon: No worries, I explained our predicament to our letter carrier. He was sympathetic, his exact words were “Got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy!”

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.

A few of my favorite quotes from the show. I’m sure the abundance of Sheldon quotes gives you an idea of who my favorite character is.

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2 thoughts on “Favorite show quotes

  1. gossipthatmatters1 on said:

    Great quotes!

  2. I like the genitals comment. That’s funny. I watched a little bit of this show the other day and it is really funny. I just can not get into it.

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